Corazon Kwamboka’s ass is always the center of attraction but today, we are not going to focus on her behind. We are going to focus on her thighs. Why are we discussing a socialite’s thighs? I don’t know either. But let’s just get to it. Here are 10 things you probably did or did not know about the socialite’s thighs.
They are a tourist attraction
Men from Ghana, Nigeria, Uganda and Dubai have all visited Corazon’s thighs. That makes them qualify as a tourist attraction right? Think Fort Jesus, Maasai Mara, Tsavo etc. Corazon’s thighs are in that bracket. You pay, you visit and you are gone.
They have scientific significance
In Standard 6 Science, we learned that if you are carrying a heavy load that you intend to move with, you need a heavy base to support it. Corazon’s ass is massive, so her body developed huge thighs to support it. Otherwise, she’d be walking around staggering like a drunkard. This is the simple reason why you never see a lady with a big butt but thin thighs. If you see one, know that her butt is fake.
Her thighs consume over 100 litres of lotion and 50 kgs of soap a year
Tufununu tunasema ya kwamba........Okay, these quantities are just mere estimations but surely, Corazon must be using so much soap and lotion on her acres of thighs. She should be named an ambassador of one of her favorite lotion brand.
They have more fingerprints than FBI’s database
And since it’s no secret that Corazon is a thot for hire, we can safely assume that hundreds of dudes have left their fingerprint marks on her flesh. The FBi has over 100 million fingerprints on their database. Corazon’s thighs have well,,,,,,ummm…..okay.
They are three times the size of Huddah’s thighs
This conclusion has been arrived at by using the Descartes Theorem. In Geometry, The Descartes Theorem states that for every four kissing or mutually tangent circles, the radii of the circles satisfy a certain quadratic equation. By solving this equation, one can construct a fourth circle tangent to the three given , mutually tangent circles. You get me right? I don’t get myself either. So let’s proceed to the next point (Hesabu sio ya kila mtu)
They have probably been viewed more times than those of your favorite porn star
Corazon’s semi-nudity has had more media publicity in the internet than the nudity of famous pornstars. I can bet you’venever seen the thighs of some chic called jada Fire. But you’ve seen Corazon’s. Jada Fire is one of the world’s richest and most famous pornstars.
It runs in the family
In her family, Corazon isn’t the sole sibling gifted enough to have big thighs and a bulky ass. Have you seen her sister? If you haven’t it’s time to activate your Google fingers
They are natural
At least they are not fake. That’s a good thing. Natural is always cool
They make her stronger
Stronger and thicker thighs are linked to greater endurance and more stamina in bed. Multiple researches conducted on the mafisi fraternity have shown that women with thick thighs can tolerate longer periods of banging than skinny chics
They are not the best out there
Fact is, there are so many women out there with killer thighs. We are only focussing on Corazon’s thighs because she’s a little famous. Yes, you wouldn’t read this article if I wrote about my neighbor Kanana’s thighs would you? Have a blessed day my fellow thirsty Kenyan
